Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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