the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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