well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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