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How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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