Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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