I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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