Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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