Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He called his prostate his "boner button".
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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