Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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