god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
no you cant smoke seaweed
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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