i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
How's work?
Spinning.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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