the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Also, beer. Big fan.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
