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(619): View more from California

Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave

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(260): View more from Indiana

you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you

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(757): View more from Virginia

Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.

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(334): View more from Alabama

How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

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(574): View more from Indiana

its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.

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(574): View more from Indiana

You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

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