Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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