Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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