Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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