she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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