he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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