its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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