I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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