So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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