its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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