carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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