he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
