Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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