too bad you live with your parents still
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Randomize