I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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