i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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