I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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