I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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