Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
