waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
is it fun? or sober?
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