Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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