Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I would ride that face into the sunset
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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