she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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