we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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