Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.