omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween