Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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