pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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