there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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