I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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