Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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