Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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