called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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