I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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