whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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