yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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