if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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