I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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