Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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