Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Randomize
