this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I will be naked everywhere
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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