Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So many bounce houses so little time
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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